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Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 2:20 am

Guest wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 7:33 pm Ain’t nothing better than playing for a team where the owner’s a straight up baller. First year on TT, and man, it’s been lit. We got a boss who goes all out, our team parties are next level. Christmas party? Legendary. End of season bash? Gonna top that.

I almost feel bad for y’all having your little team parties eating Pizza Pizza and some dusty bowling alley while we’re out here renting halls, feasting on lobster and steak, drippin’ in Gucci and Armani.

Wanna get on this level? Keep grinding, boys.

How much do I have to pay to play?

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 7:57 am

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 2:20 am

Guest wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 7:33 pm Ain’t nothing better than playing for a team where the owner’s a straight up baller. First year on TT, and man, it’s been lit. We got a boss who goes all out, our team parties are next level. Christmas party? Legendary. End of season bash? Gonna top that.

I almost feel bad for y’all having your little team parties eating Pizza Pizza and some dusty bowling alley while we’re out here renting halls, feasting on lobster and steak, drippin’ in Gucci and Armani.

Wanna get on this level? Keep grinding, boys.

How much do I have to pay to play?

Ask AH of NYR he has the answer.

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 8:20 am

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 7:57 am

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 2:20 am

Guest wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 7:33 pm Ain’t nothing better than playing for a team where the owner’s a straight up baller. First year on TT, and man, it’s been lit. We got a boss who goes all out, our team parties are next level. Christmas party? Legendary. End of season bash? Gonna top that.

I almost feel bad for y’all having your little team parties eating Pizza Pizza and some dusty bowling alley while we’re out here renting halls, feasting on lobster and steak, drippin’ in Gucci and Armani.

Wanna get on this level? Keep grinding, boys.

How much do I have to pay to play?

Ask AH of NYR he has the answer.

Starting to think the only way my kid cracks AAA is if we slip someone an envelope. We have been trying out for a couple years. We’re not even asking for a top team, midpack, bottom of the barrel, we’ll take it. Fingers crossed some spots open up with kids moving on or dropping out.

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 5:36 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 8:20 am

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 7:57 am

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 2:20 am

Guest wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 7:33 pm Ain’t nothing better than playing for a team where the owner’s a straight up baller. First year on TT, and man, it’s been lit. We got a boss who goes all out, our team parties are next level. Christmas party? Legendary. End of season bash? Gonna top that.

I almost feel bad for y’all having your little team parties eating Pizza Pizza and some dusty bowling alley while we’re out here renting halls, feasting on lobster and steak, drippin’ in Gucci and Armani.

Wanna get on this level? Keep grinding, boys.

How much do I have to pay to play?

Ask AH of NYR he has the answer.

Starting to think the only way my kid cracks AAA is if we slip someone an envelope. We have been trying out for a couple years. We’re not even asking for a top team, midpack, bottom of the barrel, we’ll take it. Fingers crossed some spots open up with kids moving on or dropping out.

If you haven't caught on by now, or live under a rock, blank cheque is the way I approach it. I max it out at $100k though. If you own a construction company you can also offer free renovations. You might as well go to house league and enjoy the sport than join a bottom team like MM realistically if your kid was that good, someone would've picked him up by now. It's not that hard to make AAA. It's the being a top scorer in the league part that's tricky.

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 6:13 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 5:36 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 8:20 am

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 7:57 am

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 2:20 am

Guest wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 7:33 pm Ain’t nothing better than playing for a team where the owner’s a straight up baller. First year on TT, and man, it’s been lit. We got a boss who goes all out, our team parties are next level. Christmas party? Legendary. End of season bash? Gonna top that.

I almost feel bad for y’all having your little team parties eating Pizza Pizza and some dusty bowling alley while we’re out here renting halls, feasting on lobster and steak, drippin’ in Gucci and Armani.

Wanna get on this level? Keep grinding, boys.

How much do I have to pay to play?

Ask AH of NYR he has the answer.

Starting to think the only way my kid cracks AAA is if we slip someone an envelope. We have been trying out for a couple years. We’re not even asking for a top team, midpack, bottom of the barrel, we’ll take it. Fingers crossed some spots open up with kids moving on or dropping out.

If you haven't caught on by now, or live under a rock, blank cheque is the way I approach it. I max it out at $100k though. If you own a construction company you can also offer free renovations. You might as well go to house league and enjoy the sport than join a bottom team like MM realistically if your kid was that good, someone would've picked him up by now. It's not that hard to make AAA. It's the being a top scorer in the league part that's tricky.

Well I don’t own a construction company man.

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 6:16 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 6:13 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 5:36 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 8:20 am

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 7:57 am

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 2:20 am

How much do I have to pay to play?

Ask AH of NYR he has the answer.

If someone like AT on the LAK can make the NHL, I’m confident money can get someone in the show and anyone has a shot

Starting to think the only way my kid cracks AAA is if we slip someone an envelope. We have been trying out for a couple years. We’re not even asking for a top team, midpack, bottom of the barrel, we’ll take it. Fingers crossed some spots open up with kids moving on or dropping out.

If you haven't caught on by now, or live under a rock, blank cheque is the way I approach it. I max it out at $100k though. If you own a construction company you can also offer free renovations. You might as well go to house league and enjoy the sport than join a bottom team like MM realistically if your kid was that good, someone would've picked him up by now. It's not that hard to make AAA. It's the being a top scorer in the league part that's tricky.

Well I don’t own a construction company man.

I’d just go for a cash bribe at that point. Everyone else does it why not lol.

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 7:46 pm Hockey in Canada will never be the same. You think it’s just for old-school Canadian families? Buddy, wake up. This isn’t 1985—India is here.

Back home, we built billion-dollar businesses from nothing. You think we can’t figure out minor hockey? My son has been training like a pro since he could walk. Custom synthetic ice in our Mumbai penthouse. Private coaches flown in. Diet stricter than an IPL cricketer. While your kids were eating Timbits, mine was stickhandling through cones in 40-degree heat.

We don’t just join teams—we own them. We don’t play for scraps—we take the top spots. Scouts already know the name. The OHL draft will make it official. Keep watching.

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 7:46 pm Hockey in Canada will never be the same. You think it’s just for old-school Canadian families? Buddy, wake up. This isn’t 1985—India is here.

Back home, we built billion-dollar businesses from nothing. You think we can’t figure out minor hockey? My son has been training like a pro since he could walk. Custom synthetic ice in our Mumbai penthouse. Private coaches flown in. Diet stricter than an IPL cricketer. While your kids were eating Timbits, mine was stickhandling through cones in 40-degree heat.

We don’t just join teams—we own them. We don’t play for scraps—we take the top spots. Scouts already know the name. The OHL draft will make it official. Keep watching.