by Guest » Mon Nov 11, 2024 6:50 pm
Alright, picture this: toxic hockey parents, the dads yelling at refs like they’re auditioning for The Sopranos. Every call’s a conspiracy, and they’re screaming so loud you’re worried they’ll drop dead from the stress. “What do you mean that’s a two minute minor?!” Seriously, Dad, you’re not the coach.
Then there’s Mom, chirping about how every other kid is holding her child back from the NHL, and plotting a letter to the coach like it’s a legal document. “He didn’t get enough ice time! This is a travesty!” No, Karen, it’s called a team sport.
These are the people you don’t want on your team. They’re the human version of a bad penalty call, unnecessary, unhelpful, and ruining the vibe.
Alright, picture this: toxic hockey parents, the dads yelling at refs like they’re auditioning for The Sopranos. Every call’s a conspiracy, and they’re screaming so loud you’re worried they’ll drop dead from the stress. “What do you mean that’s a two minute minor?!” Seriously, Dad, you’re not the coach.
Then there’s Mom, chirping about how every other kid is holding her child back from the NHL, and plotting a letter to the coach like it’s a legal document. “He didn’t get enough ice time! This is a travesty!” No, Karen, it’s called a team sport.
These are the people you don’t want on your team. They’re the human version of a bad penalty call, unnecessary, unhelpful, and ruining the vibe.