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Guest wrote: ↑Sun May 04, 2025 3:01 pm Not a big fan of SYB coaching style but he has been fairly successful. You can argue that he has superior talent and can’t win the big one though. Last year, clearly had the better team but got out-coached by WH and got knocked you in 2nd round. This year against WH, SYB had the slightly stronger team but clearly learned his lesson last year and out coached WH and won easily. Lost to a depleted EE team in final. Watched a couple of the games and thought SYB was the stronger team but EE goalie carried the day.

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Guest wrote: ↑Fri May 02, 2025 8:18 pm
Heard MI goalie left for GP. This post looks like it’s written by a disgruntled coach. How can anyone pretend to know who has what with any authority unless they were at all those rinks at the same time. Standings won’t change much from last year is my guess, but at least I can admit it’s just a guess.

No one actually knows anything about any other team. This person was cut from GP and it’s obvious.

All of FH, NYK, GPR, LF, MI and TR have big changes.
TR still looking for several players as one would imaging, so likely last.
MI lost top goal scorer (not many kids score 40 goals for bottom team) and top? goalkeeper, so will be hard pressed.
GPR's best players left. Can they be replaced.
LF? NYK? FH?
Likely parity between FH/NYK/LF/GPR/MI then TR.
May depend on who can pick up AAA dropdowns, and there's a number coming dow.

FH is improved even without top scorer. LF only have a few players from last year and if rumours of who they replaced them with are true, they did not get better. NYK is very well coached and should be just fine. Word is GP did in fact pick up a couple AAA drop downs and should be fine. MI is as toxic as is it gets, but with open borders I’d assume they were able to get a decent bunch of O kids to fill the roster. Still looks like it will be TR and LF looking in from the outside. Top 4 should dominate and the rest will struggle to hover above 500.

This is 1. A parent cut or 2. Parent of A level player that has to leave the east

Really? Seems like a pretty fair assessment from someone on the top 4. Reply is most likely from LF or TR acting butt hurt because they know they’re probably on the outside looking in again.

Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 5:46 pm INCOMING NEWS FOR MY SOURCES AT DON MONT GOOMERY! Superstar AAAA Russian player Conner B has been spotted at 2010 EE AA tryouts!!!



2024 Russian league Stats:
Goals: 67.7
GP: 40
Apples: 17
season ending hits: 14
Suspensions:2

My sources tell me that EE coach is going to turn Conner B into a two way SYB killing stud. As we look forward to the 2026 playoffs SYB parents are shitting themselves because their kids are in serious danger.

BEWHERE OF CONNER B HE IS DANGEROUS>
I'm Kyle Bukkakes and that's my take!
SINGING OFF.

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 2:42 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 5:46 pm INCOMING NEWS FOR MY SOURCES AT DON MONT GOOMERY! Superstar AAAA Russian player Conner B has been spotted at 2010 EE AA tryouts!!!



2024 Russian league Stats:
Goals: 67.7
GP: 40
Apples: 17
season ending hits: 14
Suspensions:2

My sources tell me that EE coach is going to turn Conner B into a two way SYB killing stud. As we look forward to the 2026 playoffs SYB parents are shitting themselves because their kids are in serious danger.

BEWHERE OF CONNER B HE IS DANGEROUS>
I'm Kyle Bukkakes and that's my take!
SINGING OFF.

Kyle Bukkakes, seriously? You think we’re scared of Conner B? Let me tell you something—SYB parents aren’t buying into your hype. My kid and the rest of the team have been grinding hard, and we’re ready for anyone, even some “superstar” from Russia. We’ve seen it all before—flashy stats and all talk. SYB has been dominating for years, and no one is going to intimidate us with one player. So keep spouting off, Kyle, but when the season’s on the line, we’ll see who’s really dangerous.

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 2:49 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 2:42 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 5:46 pm INCOMING NEWS FOR MY SOURCES AT DON MONT GOOMERY! Superstar AAAA Russian player Conner B has been spotted at 2010 EE AA tryouts!!!



2024 Russian league Stats:
Goals: 67.7
GP: 40
Apples: 17
season ending hits: 14
Suspensions:2

My sources tell me that EE coach is going to turn Conner B into a two way SYB killing stud. As we look forward to the 2026 playoffs SYB parents are shitting themselves because their kids are in serious danger.

BEWHERE OF CONNER B HE IS DANGEROUS>
I'm Kyle Bukkakes and that's my take!
SINGING OFF.

Kyle Bukkakes, seriously? You think we’re scared of Conner B? Let me tell you something—SYB parents aren’t buying into your hype. My kid and the rest of the team have been grinding hard, and we’re ready for anyone, even some “superstar” from Russia. We’ve seen it all before—flashy stats and all talk. SYB has been dominating for years, and no one is going to intimidate us with one player. So keep spouting off, Kyle, but when the season’s on the line, we’ll see who’s really dangerous.

INCOMING RESPONSE FROM KYLE BUKKAKES!

So you want to talk about grinding? Please. Conner B is a different breed. Over in Southern Oklahoma, he finished the season with 65 goals in 38 games, 22 apples, and 12 hits. That’s a stat line most players can only dream of. But you want to talk about “teamwork”? That’s cute. The guy is a machine, and when he steps onto the ice, he takes over. SYB parents can keep pretending like it’s all about the group, but when it comes to talent, Conner B is a one-man wrecking crew.

Let’s not forget his 2024 Russian league stats either: 67.7 goals in 40 games, 17 assists, and 14 hits. Oh, and the guy’s got money—big money. Conner B’s family is loaded. We’re talking about a kid who rolls in cash like it’s nothing. You really think some middle-of-the-pack team like SYB is going to intimidate him? The kid’s living in a different world, and it shows. That kind of wealth and talent? It’s a lethal combination.

SYB parents are already shaking in their boots, and trust me, they should be. This isn’t a “flash in the pan” situation—Conner B is a bona fide superstar, and with that kind of money backing him, you best believe he’s got all the support to make sure he dominates. So go ahead, keep the denial going, but when the season gets real, we’ll see who’s standing and who’s getting run over. This kid is dangerous, and there’s no stopping him.

SINGING OFF.
KYLE BUKKAKES - MOSCOW, RUSSIA

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Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 2:49 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 2:42 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 5:46 pm INCOMING NEWS FOR MY SOURCES AT DON MONT GOOMERY! Superstar AAAA Russian player Conner B has been spotted at 2010 EE AA tryouts!!!



2024 Russian league Stats:
Goals: 67.7
GP: 40
Apples: 17
season ending hits: 14
Suspensions:2

My sources tell me that EE coach is going to turn Conner B into a two way SYB killing stud. As we look forward to the 2026 playoffs SYB parents are shitting themselves because their kids are in serious danger.

BEWHERE OF CONNER B HE IS DANGEROUS>
I'm Kyle Bukkakes and that's my take!
SINGING OFF.

Kyle Bukkakes, seriously? You think we’re scared of Conner B? Let me tell you something—SYB parents aren’t buying into your hype. My kid and the rest of the team have been grinding hard, and we’re ready for anyone, even some “superstar” from Russia. We’ve seen it all before—flashy stats and all talk. SYB has been dominating for years, and no one is going to intimidate us with one player. So keep spouting off, Kyle, but when the season’s on the line, we’ll see who’s really dangerous.

INCOMING RESPONSE FROM KYLE BUKKAKES!

So you want to talk about grinding? Please. Conner B is a different breed. Over in Southern Oklahoma, he finished the season with 65 goals in 38 games, 22 apples, and 12 hits. That’s a stat line most players can only dream of. But you want to talk about “teamwork”? That’s cute. The guy is a machine, and when he steps onto the ice, he takes over. SYB parents can keep pretending like it’s all about the group, but when it comes to talent, Conner B is a one-man wrecking crew.

Let’s not forget his 2024 Russian league stats either: 67.7 goals in 40 games, 17 assists, and 14 hits. Oh, and the guy’s got money—big money. Conner B’s family is loaded. We’re talking about a kid who rolls in cash like it’s nothing. You really think some middle-of-the-pack team like SYB is going to intimidate him? The kid’s living in a different world, and it shows. That kind of wealth and talent? It’s a lethal combination.

SYB parents are already shaking in their boots, and trust me, they should be. This isn’t a “flash in the pan” situation—Conner B is a bona fide superstar, and with that kind of money backing him, you best believe he’s got all the support to make sure he dominates. So go ahead, keep the denial going, but when the season gets real, we’ll see who’s standing and who’s getting run over. This kid is dangerous, and there’s no stopping him.

SINGING OFF.
KYLE BUKKAKES - MOSCOW, RUSSIA

This is a joke and SYB fell for it. Connor B is already a member of EE.

Guest wrote: ↑Tue May 06, 2025 5:13 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 3:03 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 2:49 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 2:42 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 5:46 pm INCOMING NEWS FOR MY SOURCES AT DON MONT GOOMERY! Superstar AAAA Russian player Conner B has been spotted at 2010 EE AA tryouts!!!



2024 Russian league Stats:
Goals: 67.7
GP: 40
Apples: 17
season ending hits: 14
Suspensions:2

My sources tell me that EE coach is going to turn Conner B into a two way SYB killing stud. As we look forward to the 2026 playoffs SYB parents are shitting themselves because their kids are in serious danger.

BEWHERE OF CONNER B HE IS DANGEROUS>
I'm Kyle Bukkakes and that's my take!
SINGING OFF.

Kyle Bukkakes, seriously? You think we’re scared of Conner B? Let me tell you something—SYB parents aren’t buying into your hype. My kid and the rest of the team have been grinding hard, and we’re ready for anyone, even some “superstar” from Russia. We’ve seen it all before—flashy stats and all talk. SYB has been dominating for years, and no one is going to intimidate us with one player. So keep spouting off, Kyle, but when the season’s on the line, we’ll see who’s really dangerous.

INCOMING RESPONSE FROM KYLE BUKKAKES!

So you want to talk about grinding? Please. Conner B is a different breed. Over in Southern Oklahoma, he finished the season with 65 goals in 38 games, 22 apples, and 12 hits. That’s a stat line most players can only dream of. But you want to talk about “teamwork”? That’s cute. The guy is a machine, and when he steps onto the ice, he takes over. SYB parents can keep pretending like it’s all about the group, but when it comes to talent, Conner B is a one-man wrecking crew.

Let’s not forget his 2024 Russian league stats either: 67.7 goals in 40 games, 17 assists, and 14 hits. Oh, and the guy’s got money—big money. Conner B’s family is loaded. We’re talking about a kid who rolls in cash like it’s nothing. You really think some middle-of-the-pack team like SYB is going to intimidate him? The kid’s living in a different world, and it shows. That kind of wealth and talent? It’s a lethal combination.

SYB parents are already shaking in their boots, and trust me, they should be. This isn’t a “flash in the pan” situation—Conner B is a bona fide superstar, and with that kind of money backing him, you best believe he’s got all the support to make sure he dominates. So go ahead, keep the denial going, but when the season gets real, we’ll see who’s standing and who’s getting run over. This kid is dangerous, and there’s no stopping him.

SINGING OFF.
KYLE BUKKAKES - MOSCOW, RUSSIA

This is a joke and SYB fell for it. Connor B is already a member of EE.

BREAKING UPDATE FROM KYLE BUKKAKES – REPORTING LIVE FROM OKLAHOMA CITY, OK

To all the SYB parents out there still clutching their pearls—yes, it was a joke. Yes, you fell for it. And yes, Conner B has already been a locked-in member of EE for weeks. The kid’s been skating at Don Montgomery, running powerplay drills in a custom Bauer fit, and toe dragging defensemen into early retirement. This wasn’t some “sighting”—this was a full-blown takeover. The fact that you all went DEFCON 1 over a tryout post just proves how unprepared you are for what’s coming.

Let me run the numbers again for the people in the back:
— 2024 Russian Elite Youth League: 67.7 goals, 40 games played, 17 assists, 14 season-ending hits, 2 suspensions, 1 hat trick celebration fine
— Southern Oklahoma Tier 1 U15: 65 goals, 22 apples, 38 games, 4 Gordie Howe hat tricks, 1 ejection for “excessive celly”
— Net worth (approximate): $4.7 million (crypto investments + early stake in Bauer XTech Division)
— Skates: Custom-molded Bauer Vapor Hypers, diamond eyelets
— GPA: 3.9 (yes, he studies and snipes)

You SYB folks keep talking about “grit” and “heart” like it’s 2003. Meanwhile, Conner B is gliding past traffic cones in your D-zone and sending groupchats into full meltdown. EE isn’t just adding a player—we’re building a legacy. And the foundation? Conner B, he’s Moscows finest export since cheese curds and playoff heartbreak.

So next time, before you jump into a keyboard war, take a breath, check your facts, and remember who runs the East.

Signing off,
Kyle Bukkakes
EE Insider | Oklahoma City, OK

Guest wrote: ↑Tue May 06, 2025 5:13 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 3:03 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 2:49 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 2:42 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 5:46 pm INCOMING NEWS FOR MY SOURCES AT DON MONT GOOMERY! Superstar AAAA Russian player Conner B has been spotted at 2010 EE AA tryouts!!!



2024 Russian league Stats:
Goals: 67.7
GP: 40
Apples: 17
season ending hits: 14
Suspensions:2

My sources tell me that EE coach is going to turn Conner B into a two way SYB killing stud. As we look forward to the 2026 playoffs SYB parents are shitting themselves because their kids are in serious danger.

BEWHERE OF CONNER B HE IS DANGEROUS>
I'm Kyle Bukkakes and that's my take!
SINGING OFF.

Kyle Bukkakes, seriously? You think we’re scared of Conner B? Let me tell you something—SYB parents aren’t buying into your hype. My kid and the rest of the team have been grinding hard, and we’re ready for anyone, even some “superstar” from Russia. We’ve seen it all before—flashy stats and all talk. SYB has been dominating for years, and no one is going to intimidate us with one player. So keep spouting off, Kyle, but when the season’s on the line, we’ll see who’s really dangerous.

INCOMING RESPONSE FROM KYLE BUKKAKES!

So you want to talk about grinding? Please. Conner B is a different breed. Over in Southern Oklahoma, he finished the season with 65 goals in 38 games, 22 apples, and 12 hits. That’s a stat line most players can only dream of. But you want to talk about “teamwork”? That’s cute. The guy is a machine, and when he steps onto the ice, he takes over. SYB parents can keep pretending like it’s all about the group, but when it comes to talent, Conner B is a one-man wrecking crew.

Let’s not forget his 2024 Russian league stats either: 67.7 goals in 40 games, 17 assists, and 14 hits. Oh, and the guy’s got money—big money. Conner B’s family is loaded. We’re talking about a kid who rolls in cash like it’s nothing. You really think some middle-of-the-pack team like SYB is going to intimidate him? The kid’s living in a different world, and it shows. That kind of wealth and talent? It’s a lethal combination.

SYB parents are already shaking in their boots, and trust me, they should be. This isn’t a “flash in the pan” situation—Conner B is a bona fide superstar, and with that kind of money backing him, you best believe he’s got all the support to make sure he dominates. So go ahead, keep the denial going, but when the season gets real, we’ll see who’s standing and who’s getting run over. This kid is dangerous, and there’s no stopping him.

SINGING OFF.
KYLE BUKKAKES - MOSCOW, RUSSIA

This is a joke and SYB fell for it. Connor B is already a member of EE.

BREAKING UPDATE FROM KYLE BUKKAKES – REPORTING LIVE FROM OKLAHOMA CITY, OK

To all the SYB parents out there still clutching their pearls—yes, it was a joke. Yes, you fell for it. And yes, Conner B has already been a locked-in member of EE for weeks. The kid’s been skating at Don Montgomery, running powerplay drills in a custom Bauer fit, and toe dragging defensemen into early retirement. This wasn’t some “sighting”—this was a full-blown takeover. The fact that you all went DEFCON 1 over a tryout post just proves how unprepared you are for what’s coming.

Let me run the numbers again for the people in the back:
— 2024 Russian Elite Youth League: 67.7 goals, 40 games played, 17 assists, 14 season-ending hits, 2 suspensions, 1 hat trick celebration fine
— Southern Oklahoma Tier 1 U15: 65 goals, 22 apples, 38 games, 4 Gordie Howe hat tricks, 1 ejection for “excessive celly”
— Net worth (approximate): $4.7 million (crypto investments + early stake in Bauer XTech Division)
— Skates: Custom-molded Bauer Vapor Hypers, diamond eyelets
— GPA: 3.9 (yes, he studies and snipes)

You SYB folks keep talking about “grit” and “heart” like it’s 2003. Meanwhile, Conner B is gliding past traffic cones in your D-zone and sending groupchats into full meltdown. EE isn’t just adding a player—we’re building a legacy. And the foundation? Conner B, he’s Moscows finest export since cheese curds and playoff heartbreak.

So next time, before you jump into a keyboard war, take a breath, check your facts, and remember who runs the East.

Signing off,
Kyle Bukkakes
EE Insider | Oklahoma City, OK

Guest wrote: ↑Tue May 06, 2025 5:51 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Tue May 06, 2025 5:13 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 3:03 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 2:49 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 2:42 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 5:46 pm INCOMING NEWS FOR MY SOURCES AT DON MONT GOOMERY! Superstar AAAA Russian player Conner B has been spotted at 2010 EE AA tryouts!!!



2024 Russian league Stats:
Goals: 67.7
GP: 40
Apples: 17
season ending hits: 14
Suspensions:2

My sources tell me that EE coach is going to turn Conner B into a two way SYB killing stud. As we look forward to the 2026 playoffs SYB parents are shitting themselves because their kids are in serious danger.

BEWHERE OF CONNER B HE IS DANGEROUS>
I'm Kyle Bukkakes and that's my take!
SINGING OFF.

Kyle Bukkakes, seriously? You think we’re scared of Conner B? Let me tell you something—SYB parents aren’t buying into your hype. My kid and the rest of the team have been grinding hard, and we’re ready for anyone, even some “superstar” from Russia. We’ve seen it all before—flashy stats and all talk. SYB has been dominating for years, and no one is going to intimidate us with one player. So keep spouting off, Kyle, but when the season’s on the line, we’ll see who’s really dangerous.

INCOMING RESPONSE FROM KYLE BUKKAKES!

So you want to talk about grinding? Please. Conner B is a different breed. Over in Southern Oklahoma, he finished the season with 65 goals in 38 games, 22 apples, and 12 hits. That’s a stat line most players can only dream of. But you want to talk about “teamwork”? That’s cute. The guy is a machine, and when he steps onto the ice, he takes over. SYB parents can keep pretending like it’s all about the group, but when it comes to talent, Conner B is a one-man wrecking crew.

Let’s not forget his 2024 Russian league stats either: 67.7 goals in 40 games, 17 assists, and 14 hits. Oh, and the guy’s got money—big money. Conner B’s family is loaded. We’re talking about a kid who rolls in cash like it’s nothing. You really think some middle-of-the-pack team like SYB is going to intimidate him? The kid’s living in a different world, and it shows. That kind of wealth and talent? It’s a lethal combination.

SYB parents are already shaking in their boots, and trust me, they should be. This isn’t a “flash in the pan” situation—Conner B is a bona fide superstar, and with that kind of money backing him, you best believe he’s got all the support to make sure he dominates. So go ahead, keep the denial going, but when the season gets real, we’ll see who’s standing and who’s getting run over. This kid is dangerous, and there’s no stopping him.

SINGING OFF.
KYLE BUKKAKES - MOSCOW, RUSSIA

This is a joke and SYB fell for it. Connor B is already a member of EE.

BREAKING UPDATE FROM KYLE BUKKAKES – REPORTING LIVE FROM OKLAHOMA CITY, OK

To all the SYB parents out there still clutching their pearls—yes, it was a joke. Yes, you fell for it. And yes, Conner B has already been a locked-in member of EE for weeks. The kid’s been skating at Don Montgomery, running powerplay drills in a custom Bauer fit, and toe dragging defensemen into early retirement. This wasn’t some “sighting”—this was a full-blown takeover. The fact that you all went DEFCON 1 over a tryout post just proves how unprepared you are for what’s coming.

Let me run the numbers again for the people in the back:
— 2024 Russian Elite Youth League: 67.7 goals, 40 games played, 17 assists, 14 season-ending hits, 2 suspensions, 1 hat trick celebration fine
— Southern Oklahoma Tier 1 U15: 65 goals, 22 apples, 38 games, 4 Gordie Howe hat tricks, 1 ejection for “excessive celly”
— Net worth (approximate): $4.7 million (crypto investments + early stake in Bauer XTech Division)
— Skates: Custom-molded Bauer Vapor Hypers, diamond eyelets
— GPA: 3.9 (yes, he studies and snipes)

You SYB folks keep talking about “grit” and “heart” like it’s 2003. Meanwhile, Conner B is gliding past traffic cones in your D-zone and sending groupchats into full meltdown. EE isn’t just adding a player—we’re building a legacy. And the foundation? Conner B, he’s Moscows finest export since cheese curds and playoff heartbreak.

So next time, before you jump into a keyboard war, take a breath, check your facts, and remember who runs the East.

Signing off,
Kyle Bukkakes
EE Insider | Oklahoma City, OK

Oh, now it makes sense—Kyle Bukkakes, chirping from OKC like he’s the king of the AA East. You really think tossing out stat lines from Southern Oklahoma is gonna scare SYB? News flash: this isn’t backyard barn league anymore. This is real hockey, and Conner B hasn’t seen pressure like this in his life.

You can keep rattling off goals, apples, and “custom Bauer setups,” but none of that matters when you’re up against a team that actually plays like a unit. SYB doesn’t need flash—we’ve got discipline, structure, and kids who leave everything on the ice. We don’t care how many points he put up against teams from towns with one stoplight.

So keep hyping him up, Kyle. Let EE buy into the fantasy. But when the puck drops, don’t be surprised if Conner B finds out real quick that the East plays a different game.

— A Proud (and still not impressed) SYB Parent

Guest wrote: ↑Tue May 06, 2025 5:51 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Tue May 06, 2025 5:13 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 3:03 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 2:49 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 2:42 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 5:46 pm INCOMING NEWS FOR MY SOURCES AT DON MONT GOOMERY! Superstar AAAA Russian player Conner B has been spotted at 2010 EE AA tryouts!!!



2024 Russian league Stats:
Goals: 67.7
GP: 40
Apples: 17
season ending hits: 14
Suspensions:2

My sources tell me that EE coach is going to turn Conner B into a two way SYB killing stud. As we look forward to the 2026 playoffs SYB parents are shitting themselves because their kids are in serious danger.

BEWHERE OF CONNER B HE IS DANGEROUS>
I'm Kyle Bukkakes and that's my take!
SINGING OFF.

Kyle Bukkakes, seriously? You think we’re scared of Conner B? Let me tell you something—SYB parents aren’t buying into your hype. My kid and the rest of the team have been grinding hard, and we’re ready for anyone, even some “superstar” from Russia. We’ve seen it all before—flashy stats and all talk. SYB has been dominating for years, and no one is going to intimidate us with one player. So keep spouting off, Kyle, but when the season’s on the line, we’ll see who’s really dangerous.

INCOMING RESPONSE FROM KYLE BUKKAKES!

So you want to talk about grinding? Please. Conner B is a different breed. Over in Southern Oklahoma, he finished the season with 65 goals in 38 games, 22 apples, and 12 hits. That’s a stat line most players can only dream of. But you want to talk about “teamwork”? That’s cute. The guy is a machine, and when he steps onto the ice, he takes over. SYB parents can keep pretending like it’s all about the group, but when it comes to talent, Conner B is a one-man wrecking crew.

Let’s not forget his 2024 Russian league stats either: 67.7 goals in 40 games, 17 assists, and 14 hits. Oh, and the guy’s got money—big money. Conner B’s family is loaded. We’re talking about a kid who rolls in cash like it’s nothing. You really think some middle-of-the-pack team like SYB is going to intimidate him? The kid’s living in a different world, and it shows. That kind of wealth and talent? It’s a lethal combination.

SYB parents are already shaking in their boots, and trust me, they should be. This isn’t a “flash in the pan” situation—Conner B is a bona fide superstar, and with that kind of money backing him, you best believe he’s got all the support to make sure he dominates. So go ahead, keep the denial going, but when the season gets real, we’ll see who’s standing and who’s getting run over. This kid is dangerous, and there’s no stopping him.

SINGING OFF.
KYLE BUKKAKES - MOSCOW, RUSSIA

This is a joke and SYB fell for it. Connor B is already a member of EE.

BREAKING UPDATE FROM KYLE BUKKAKES – REPORTING LIVE FROM OKLAHOMA CITY, OK

To all the SYB parents out there still clutching their pearls—yes, it was a joke. Yes, you fell for it. And yes, Conner B has already been a locked-in member of EE for weeks. The kid’s been skating at Don Montgomery, running powerplay drills in a custom Bauer fit, and toe dragging defensemen into early retirement. This wasn’t some “sighting”—this was a full-blown takeover. The fact that you all went DEFCON 1 over a tryout post just proves how unprepared you are for what’s coming.

Let me run the numbers again for the people in the back:
— 2024 Russian Elite Youth League: 67.7 goals, 40 games played, 17 assists, 14 season-ending hits, 2 suspensions, 1 hat trick celebration fine
— Southern Oklahoma Tier 1 U15: 65 goals, 22 apples, 38 games, 4 Gordie Howe hat tricks, 1 ejection for “excessive celly”
— Net worth (approximate): $4.7 million (crypto investments + early stake in Bauer XTech Division)
— Skates: Custom-molded Bauer Vapor Hypers, diamond eyelets
— GPA: 3.9 (yes, he studies and snipes)

You SYB folks keep talking about “grit” and “heart” like it’s 2003. Meanwhile, Conner B is gliding past traffic cones in your D-zone and sending groupchats into full meltdown. EE isn’t just adding a player—we’re building a legacy. And the foundation? Conner B, he’s Moscows finest export since cheese curds and playoff heartbreak.

So next time, before you jump into a keyboard war, take a breath, check your facts, and remember who runs the East.

Signing off,
Kyle Bukkakes
EE Insider | Oklahoma City, OK

Oh, now it makes sense—Kyle Bukkakes, chirping from OKC like he’s the king of the AA East. You really think tossing out stat lines from Southern Oklahoma is gonna scare SYB? News flash: this isn’t backyard barn league anymore. This is real hockey, and Conner B hasn’t seen pressure like this in his life.

You can keep rattling off goals, apples, and “custom Bauer setups,” but none of that matters when you’re up against a team that actually plays like a unit. SYB doesn’t need flash—we’ve got discipline, structure, and kids who leave everything on the ice. We don’t care how many points he put up against teams from towns with one stoplight.

So keep hyping him up, Kyle. Let EE buy into the fantasy. But when the puck drops, don’t be surprised if Conner B finds out real quick that the East plays a different game.

— A Proud (and still not impressed) SYB Parent